Funny gifts for coworkers who work with the public

For anyone who has worked a holiday shift. Small enough for a gift exchange, true enough to get a laugh in the break room.

Things I Can't Say to Customers

Cashiers, stock crews, floor staff and managers. A funny Secret Santa, white elephant or stocking-stuffer gift.

160 translations in 8 aisles, each with what the customer said, what I wanted to say and what I actually said
Field Guide to Customer Species: 12 types of customer with danger levels and survival tips
Retail-to-English Dictionary: 30 terms

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Things I Can't Say to Table Six

Servers, bartenders, hosts and line cooks. A holiday, Secret Santa or thank-you gift.

150 guest checks in 10 sections, each with what the guest said, what I wanted to say and what I actually said
10 Table Six Specials: full-page oversized checks, one at the end of each section
Guest Species Field Guide (12 types) and a 30-term Restaurant-to-English Dictionary

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